The Sweatpant Theory

Captain Sweatpants is a mild-mannered comic book store browser. You've seen him. Grey sweatpants, comic tee tucked in. Low brow. Big floppy ears.

Captain Sweatpants of CBS' Big Bang Theory

Stereotypically, a wearer of sweatsies (a new word I just made up for sweatpants) comes equipped with a social advantage as Captain Sweatpants expertly portrays. All alone with his Captain America shirt. Looking HELLA cool. He don't need no one!

I try so suckin hard to nail this look down. This guy is way too good.

LAME!

BORING!

EXTRA WHACK!