Passed, Presence and Couture

I want to use this time and internet real estate to finally open up and talk about my oh so devastating fall down the flight of pergo stairs at my South San Jose home on the morning of Saturday July 31st, 2010.
My SPILL wasn't nearly as fabulous as this (and a smooth hand didn't appear out of the wayside to catch me) but mine was hugely less embarrassing. AND not caught on camera.

Since JOOSI left for Vegas, I've fallen twice. Both times I twisted my neck and now I can't turn left.

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