Gone Fishin'

Don't worry your little heads

We'll be back sooner than "when we feels like it"

Lady CONTRA wants a mental vacation. And what the Lady wants, the Lady gets.

Hello Kitty Life: vol. 1

Why I'm an adult woman that obsesses over the Kitty? I don't know. But the question is, is it less creepy than an elderly woman that obsesses over Disney Princesses?
Yes, there are lines to be crossed but I try my hardest to keep this HK crave at bay. I think I maybe over did it this weekend.

STOP TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE KITTY!!!!!

The Sanrio....It's everywhere....

On mah chesties                                                In my pen cup

Telling Time: It's Kitty Time    

 Reflecting a Reflection                     

Doing other cool stuff like, winking at me and holding all my PEZ

Being a coin purse

Making my friends jealous: Yeah, you are!

Fisticuffs

In order to ensure a proper beating, make sure you come equipped with gaudy rings and two girlfriends that ain't afraid to throw down on some breezy.

CONTRA'S CONTRABAND: KILLER Accessories

Say hello to Mr. Right and Mrs. Left

Don't mess with Texas

Bulletproof Vest

Special weapons: The Juicer and "Who Dat" Mauler

I'd Rather Be Crafting

In the last few days, I've found myself to be "totally mentally checked out". Somehow, a post involving my cat arose and all I can say is "Dude, I dunno what happened"

These few days have also opened my eyes about what my future entails, and it's not here in "Hayward"

I began digging through my desk and found somewhat of a diary of what my last year in "Hayward" has produced.....and man, I must really hate it here.

Please note: The drawings to the left on the purple lined paper are dated from July 2009 to January 2010, the drawings to the right on white paper and ripped sticky notes are dated from February 2010 to Present

The drawings get better over time when I start to realize that I hate my "situation"

SO ALL BE WARNED! If you find me doodling and it looks AMAZING, that means I hate you.

In other news: I crafted this cute necklace last night once I got home last night from a long hard day at the office.

Yeah you want? No, you can't have! SON!

Everything Francoise

Many of you may know the most HILARIOUS cat in the world. YUH! Francoise. She's the apple of my eyeballs.
Unfortunately, due to a slight misalignment in the planets, she's not allowed to stay with me at my place :*( At this time she is renting a room from my Mother until I can find an apartment or home that will allow her to stay with me for an extra deposit.
She has recently expressed how much she misses me by letting me take these pictures of her when I come to visit. There was a time when Francoise just plainly loathed photographs. So CLEARLY she misses me.
She is a prospective lolcat and an aspiring keyboard cat.
She's a Taurus like me, hilarious.

Francoise: Fat Fran, French Fry, Piggy

ODB - Oh Da Baby

Bask in the glory that is FRANCOISE

Happy Monday, Eff You

I just realized that I haven't eaten anything today. I've gotten in quite a few verbal altercations with some friends via text. Eff Mondays so hard. I miss the weekend :*(

My weekend: an abridged version

-Dinner with Pops, Hillstroms, ML and Ray at Macaroni Grill

-Golf

-Dealt with Property Manager and some German

-Dinner with Mom, William, Johno & Rhea (Banana Lumpia, Chipotle Top Sirloin, Red Velvet Brownies)

-Epic "Sanrio" Themed Photo Shoot with GNJ

-San Jose Gay Pride

   -Performed Hometown Glory at San Jose Pride

   -VIP with performers and volunteers

   -Headache from too much free champagne and food in VIP

   -Hit on by Club Papi Dancer

   -Lukey and Raven (Gorgeous)

   -Topless girl on Rock Climber

-Zombieland and Chappelle's Show on Netflix Insant Watch

-Bedtime with Jawbone

Animated Eye Make-up = All the New RAGE

Bordello Blue Platforms, Such Drama

Hometown Glory by Adelle

Lukey as Gaga

Cousins FABULOUS

 

Gay Pride Line Dancing

Thank God It's "Over"

This week has been nothing close to amazing. I'm at the end of my rope. I caved in and ate carbs today. I need something to kill. I feel like I've disappointed my few readers with my superior lack of creativity. Can't a girl just be tired?

Okay, i'll stop being a brat now since NONE OF YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT MY PATHETIC CRY FOR ATTENTION

That is all.

PICTURE TIME!!!!!!!

thug life

shrug life

Booyakasha!

UH WHAT! SON!

Sneak Attack Shaq

Yawwwwwn

Here's to boredom and lack of creativity Thursday. I really just don't feel like writing anything.

Take a gander at how horrible life is in the office

Lord Almighty

New shoes, woot woot!

Check That Mirror Before You Leave The House

I stumbled across this neato article called "Fashion Trends Men Hate"
Since I have issues, I found myself googling every fashion trend a man has hated on. Honestly, they should rename these articles to "Fashion Trends PEOPLE Hate"
On a side note. I've never met a straight man that cared about what I wore.

Here's a list I compiled myself of Fashion "You better NOTs" by my standards

Dungarees AKA Dungadont's

Anything Ed Hardy (grow some balls and get a tattoo already)

Flip Flops = YUCK YUCK YUCK

(Let's set the record straight, these are functionally acceptable but they fashionably stink)

Gladiator Shoes, if you ain't fighting for your right to live then get out

Harem Pants. Only OK if worn by....

....MC Hammer

Sandals with Socks. I will mace you if you come near me with these.

Anything Neon: WOW aren't you annoying?

Rihanna Fashion. Just stop already, who are you trying to impress?

Lame Tattoos...Megan Fox, you disappoint me once again

My worst nightmare, CROCS

Ugg Boots: An Epic Fail In Itself