Ready To Rumble

The human need to gather around a fight has been programmed into us for aeons. Hell, this same need is present in other earthly species such as mountain goats,  chimpanzees, rhinoceroses, and hammerhead sharks i'm sure.

However, I will not pay $10 to hang out at Hooters to watch a fight ON TV. I just wanted some damn dinner, it was a total sausage fest, AND I'm a lady! It's malarky I tell you.
I don't even know why I'm telling you all of this. In my opinion, fights are cooler on ice (wow, that was lame). How about "fights are cooler on ice...skates"?

At any rate, here are some "Getting Ready For Battle" flicks

YOU WANNA BATTLE WIT ME?!?!

SEE ME IN THE STREETS!!!

SHE'S GOING ALL CRAZY EYED!

John Witherspoon's Crazy Eye